T hey Walk Among Us!

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped.  She keeps it in the trunk.

I was at the checkout of a K-Mart.  The clerk rang up $46.64 charge.  I gave her

a fifty dollar bill.  She gave me back $46.64.  I gave the money back to her and

told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor.
She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she

was doing, and returned the money again.  I gave her the money back, same

scenario!  I departed the store with the $46.64.

They Walk Among Us!!
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.  One day I got acall from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, ‘The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days aweek.’  He responded, ‘Is that Eastern or Pacific time?’  Wanting to end